Found another good one....

Waiter Rant: Where's Prozac when you need it?

"The phone rings.

“The Bistro,” I answer, “How can I help you?”

“What kind of cuisine do you serve?” a female voice asks.

“Northern Italian madam.”

“And what’s your sushi special tonight?”

I pause a moment."

Unfortunately, he didn't follow this with "then I reached through the phone and hit her in the head with a brick"....

still..

Waiter Rant

read. thank you Dasha!!!!